Tuesday, 18 December 2012

Some thoughts on Plot is character. Character is plot.

I was thinking of writing about Christmas tree envy. Over the weekend I was beginning to experience it. All those beautiful trees I spied on my weekend at Sandringham, real or on the fictional side (artificial), made me wish I already had mine in place.
So today I went to Blenheim and chose a beauty. The man who was netting it saw me looking at one another customer was eyeing up and accused me of Christmas tree envy.
'How funny!', I said, ' I was just going to write about that.'

Wednesday, 12 December 2012

Emotion on the doormat.

Now the Christmas cards are starting to drop through the letter box. Started with a drip, then a trickle, one morning next week I'll come downstairs and find the door has caved in under the pressure of the flood!

I love the envelopes with handwritten addresses. They are the best. I feel comfortable about people who still use pens. You don't even need to open it. Leave it on the table and look at the beautiful handwriting and remember all the things you used to do with that person. Then, after unhurried breakfast mindfulness, start to prise it open. What will it reveal this year?

Some early birds ruin their efforts with the standardised printed label, drawing attention to themselves with their hyper-efficiency and leaving you to decipher the postmark and guess who. Much more difficult game and not quite so satisfying. Yesterday, I guessed the wrong Aunty. I was really miffed. I thought I had it sussed, but now the Aunties are copying eachother's modus operandi!

I'll buy some cards and stamps today. Honest. I'll write them tonight and maybe some will cause emotion on the doormat or breakfast table in time for Christmas.

Tuesday, 11 December 2012

Sunday, 9 December 2012

Saturday, 8 December 2012

Plot is character. Character is plot. (Scott Fitzgerald)

Friday, 7 December 2012

Hailstones

My friend in Italy wants to know if it is "hailing" or "hailstoning". Could anyone provide the correct nomenclature for the dear ex pat?

Tuesday, 4 December 2012

Hello everyone. I am greatly looking forward to Thursday and hearing your glorious pieces of entertaining Christmas writing.

Christmas in space

God may be everywhere but Christmas is when He decided to be in one place at one time in the form of Jesus. The first Christmas is supposed to have taken place around 2000 years ago.
 

Since nothing travels faster than light then ‘Christmas’ has been travelling away from Bethlehem ever since. It reached the Moon after about a quarter of a second and the Sun after about 8 and a half minutes. If you had a sufficiently powerful telescope, say 2012 light years away, you would be able to see the whole shepherds-angels-manger thing any day now.
 

In space terms 2012 light years isn’t very far. Information about the nativity hasn’t even cleared our own arm of the Milky Way galaxy let alone reached further afield. It will not reach the easily visible Andromeda galaxy, for instance, for another 2 million years.
 

I am surprised that these facts have not been used as a motivation for invasion by space aliens – clearly most other planets must be jealous of our Christmas festivities.

Saturday, 1 December 2012

Fulfilment From Fiction: Steph's Page

Fulfilment From Fiction: Steph's Page

still soooo much to do!

Better Book Titles

Better Book Titles is a fun site that publishes repurposed book covers, usually to make a satirical point. I thought we could steal the technique and come up with book covers for our stories. Here's mine - you can quess where I stole it from.